Mastan Bhai is drunk

[Mastan Bhai]

Title translated to Hindi: "Mastan Bhai ko chad gayli hai".

Tamil: "Mastan macha kallu kudichu/venum" (sorry my tamil sucks)

In this thread I hope to have a free reign, say whatever the hell I wish to, and generally not make any sense whatsoever at all while under the influence of alcohol or other socially lesser acceptable drugs. This thread is intended to let me channel my own inner antisocial rants and confine it to one, pointless, extremely offensive and meaningless thread.

Hilarity and drama shall ensue here periodically. Hopefully not too often,....

Thank you.

I just got together with an r2i girl whos trying to sell me an Amway subscription? ME? HAHAHAHHAHAHAH I am laughing my physical vocal cords and lungs out

Coming soon: A thread on how to distinguish between good old money NRIs, new money sweatshop loser NRIs & divorced evil good for nothing female NRIs

[okonomi]

Title translated to Hindi: "Mastan Bhai ko chad gayli hai".
....

A diary !! Good. good. good !!

Cover the keyboard with saran (transparent plastic) wrap. It prevents electrical shorts, in case you fail to keep down the wetter parts of the inner rants.
[QUOTE]Hilarity and drama shall ensue ... -- have you swallowed some hoity-toity phoren liquor ?
Go ahead and fling.... the desi ceiling fans, we heard, are running at high RPM.... you could provide entertainment here and spin-coat a pattern on your walls at the same time. :)

Sometimes you might find yourself lonesome in the party. We are separated by many time zones... drink more and pass out... we'd eventually catch up.:

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[Mastan Bhai]

A diary !! Good. good. good !!

Cover the keyboard with saran (transparent plastic) wrap. It prevents electrical shorts, in case you fail to keep down the wetter parts of the inner rants.
"Hilarity and drama shall ensue ?" -- have you swallowed some hoity-toity phoren liquor ?
Go ahead and fling.... the desi ceiling fans, we heard, are running at high RPM.

Sometimes you might find yourself lonesome in the party. We are separated by many time zones... drink more and pass out... we'd eventually catch up.:

[YOUTUBE]_ov5fvCHmxo[/YOUTUBE]

Ah yes.. don't even get me started on the ceiling fans that are supposed to work, alas the ultimate hopelessness of this gutter they call a city brings us all back to reality.... As for drinking more and passing out, that's exactly what I intend to do. Sadly for you, it's unlikely that my own passing out may result in any publicity like that of Candyjunkie ('s) resulted in... (lmgtfy.com?)

Oh and my HVAC for this 640sqft coffin costs about $8k and I aggressively try to keep it somewhat functioning so please don't insult me with allegations of living with a "ceiling fan".... The ceiling is perception, and not in a cheap way.

[samv]

What are you drinking?

[Mastan Bhai]

What are you drinking?

Jameson

[Mastan Bhai]

18 y/o.......

[M V]

What are you drinking?

http://tinyurl.com/3uuqxh5

:)

had to pick a string to test lmgtfy.com, picked the quoted post! :)

[okonomi]

Should this thread include the posts from " Slow loadtime and often crashes browser ".
The Titles seem to mean the same thing !!

And "Slow loadtime and often crashes browser" is now occupying Club Office - Sub forum.
Mastan_Bhai can request this mixture, cocktail, in whichever way he likes... shaken or stirred.

[MadMax]

English: "Mastan Bhai is drunk"
Hindi: "Mastan Bhai ko chad gayli hai"
Tamil: "Mastan macha kallu kudichu/venum"

Telugu: "Mastan Bhai ki ekki poyindi"
Kannada: "Mastan Bhai kudididdu ereda"

Keep going.....

[okonomi]

"MB se bebe" is Spanish. After a couple of drinks, it means many different things.