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Placeholders for you to come up with best one line or short quips after you read some celebrity news..

Not a placeholder for images (that is P_jani ji's domain :) ) and not limited to Bollywood. Lindsay Lohan/Kim Kardashian types are welcome here too :)

Mr Perfectionist aka Aamir Khan is re-shooting his 'reality' series scene for the third time. Really :)
11/11/11 is the next biggest day 1.2 billion in India plus few million NRIs are waiting to see if Aishwarya delivers on that day. Y2K doomsday nay-sayers are undertaking the betting :)

Just to make sure,
that I have understood the topic correctly ( from OP ) ,...... here I throw my first set of balls.

News: Vidhya Balan was misunderstood as Kim Kardarshian by Australians
My one liner : See Vidhya, we told ya' not to watch those porn movies and not to do those stripped 'dirty pictures',..... now this Ms. Parineeta has misguided many, See !

News: SRK's new movie Ra.One has stepped one step forward, by showing the female's private part being pressed. SRK and aamir hugged first time, recently.
My one liner : Ek Sapera, Ek Lootera. Both 'Delhi Belly' !! Whad ya say, now,...?
Bhaag, D. K. Boss,............ ?!?

News: aamir Khan, once he gets the rights, is about to make the new movie " 7th Sense " !
My one liner: Dear aamir, after watching yrs recent 'Delhi Belly', I sincerely doubt, if you ever had five basic senses !! Lol.

News: ( Soon, will be ) Aishwarya Rai's kid's delivery in Seven Hills Hospital, Marol .
My one liner:

Breaking News : Ash bears a healthy baby girl - 'Big B' writes on Twister. Asked Abhi, says still he has no idea.

Breaking News : Baby weighs xxx gms.

Breaking News : Baby is fine.
Breaking News : Amitabh Bachchan after seeing the baby.

Breaking News : Baby's diaper changed.

Breaking News : Baby got a Bath

Breaking News : RGV declares, 'I generally do not like any 'beauty queens' doing the 'baby deliveries' ! However, since it's Aishwarya, this time I don't mind ! Lol here !!

Basically, next whole 2-3 weeks are going to be
Jungle jungle baat chali hai,...............Chaddi pahan kar phool phila hai ! :))

( Every animal is talking, deep down the forest,.... a flower's blossomed w/ a diaper )



( introducing Grand Paa ! )

Breaking News: On this very occassion, Govt. of India has declared
Abhi-Ash's marriage, the First Marriage, Aishwarya the First Lady, Pinky the First Kid of the Nation
and have also assured of awarding 'Big B', the ever awaited Bharat Ratna, before this year's ending !




.......

I find the Celebrity weddings a big joke. They date, live-in and then get married and divorce in such a short time. http://weddings.about.com/cs/justforfun/a/ShortCelebWeds.htm ( found this while reading about Kim K's story)
Some are within hours of getting married. I wonder what they find out in such a short time!! :)

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^^^ Yaah.
It IS a big joke,..... and sometimes even bigger. ( below link ) :))

In Gujarat we say,.. "Lagane Lagane Kunwaaraa,.." ( means,... keep on doing da marriages one by one, and still every time ya' remain bachelor,.. )
[ Hello Kishore Kumaar,.. Chalti ka naam gaadi, Man,................. .you left everyone else back in this race ! ]

As for example, recently two news came almost simultaneously,....
a) Celina Jetli married to a Dubai based guy, suddenly out of a blue,...
b) Celina is expecting twins very soon,.......

http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&source=hp&q=celina+jetli+merried+has+twins&pbx=1&oq=celina+jetli+merried+has+twins&aq=f&aqi=&aql=1&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=8000l15594l0l15844l32l21l1l0l0l1l641l5159l1.7.7.2.1.2l21l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=943216f5c5580e8f&biw=1493&bih=957

My Query : Chicken? or da Egg,..? Which came earlier ?

:confused::confused::confused:

News: SRK celebrated his 46th B-Day, yesterday ! links and vdo
One Liner : The worst, so called superstar in the series of others, in the history of Indian cinema ! :(

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News:
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan to have seven-star delivery





The Bachchans want to keep the birth of Aishwarya and Abhishek’s first child very private

Today morning it was reported that the Bachchans have chosen the Seven Hills hospital in Andheri (E), Mumbai for Aishwarya Rai Bachchan to deliver her first baby. One of the prime reasons the family chose this hospital is privacy. Ever since the announcement of the star’s pregnancy, she has been avoiding the media glare. But we wonder why? Isn’t she experiencing something that most women go through! Look at Lara Dutta who has been taking great pride in showing off her baby bump! Anyway, so the Bachchans are not only closely guarding the delivery, according to a source, even Ash’s visits to the gynaecologist at Seven Hills have been very private. The Guzaarish actor scheduled appointments with her gynaecologist at unearthly hours like 7.30 in the morning to avoid prying eyes. Given her celeb status, the hospital authorities smilingly made arrangements for her. The baby is expected on November 14 (Children’s Day), however in order to be safe the family has booked a VIP deluxe room from the 10 to 15 of this month. Apparently, they are also considering a C-section on November 11 (11.11.11) mainly because it turns out to be rare date that comes once in 800 years. For all the hullabaloo about Ash’s pregnancy, we just hope the baby is born healthy.

http://www.bollywoodlife.com/news-gossip/aishwarya-rai-bachchan-to-have-seven-star-delivery/

Comments: ( Short Quips )
Lol Ash !
Whad' a planning !
Still remember the Big B's Baaghbaan song of Valentine's day : Chali Chali, phir chali chali,.. Chali iishaq di hawa chali !!

So making up on Valentine' day,... the Children day comes exaaaaaaactly 9 mos. later on Children day !!!

Seems like Ameetji also did the song replay of,.. " Chali Chali phir,.." at Bachchan house in Jalsa
, and as a result our Ash is now doing Prateeksha on Children day ( Nehru's B-Day ) !! Lol !
http://www.indiaparenting.com/occassions/344_3400/celebrating-childrens-day-bal-din.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKeQ6WEMJZo

Dear Abhi,... also gear up for 12.12.12 for da second one
and that also falls once in a 800 years !! ( also keeping in mind, the world ends on Dec. 24 2012 ! )

:))

SRK turns 46 .... Last heard calling himself Ra.one. After 6 years he will be Ba.one (52)

MumbaiKaDon;422002SRK turns 46 .... Last heard calling himself Ra.one. After 6 years he will be Ba.one (52)

Those, you saw his ( Ra1 ) Ra.One,...........lost their G1. ( G.One ) ( Jeevan ) ( Life ) :)

http://i39.tinypic.com/15nqhxd.jpg

:))

Justin Bieber to Take DNA Test Over Fan's Paternity Claim..

"Whatsoever,.......... if not Kantilal, may be Shantilal be the father !
But, the utmost imp. question is, in that DNA test, the 23rd pair of Chromo. found was,.... XY ?? ...or.... XX ?? "

:))