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ना इधर के रहे
ना उधर के रहे
बीच में लटकते रहे

ना India को भुला सके
ना America अपना सके
इंडियन अमेरिकन बन के काम चलाते रहे

ना गुजराती को छोड़ सके
ना अंग्रेजी को पकड़ सके
देसी accent में गोरो को confuse करते रहे

ना turkey को पका सके
ना ग्रेवी बना सके
मुर्गी को दम देके thanks giving मनाते रहे

ना Christmas tree बना सके
ना बच्चो को समझा सके
दिवाली पर Santa बनके तोहफे बाँटते रहे

ना shorts पहेन सके
ना सलवार कमीज़ छोड़ सके
Jeans पर कुरता और स्नीकर्स पहेन कर इतराते रहे

ना नाश्ते में Donut खा सके
ना खिचड़ी कढी को भुला सके
Pizza पर मिर्च छिड़ककर मज़ा लेते रहे

ना गरमी को भुला सके
ना Snow को अपना सके
खिड़की से सूरज को देखकर Beautiful Day कहते रहे

अब आयी बारी Baroda जाने की तो
हाथ में पानी की शीशी लेकर चलते रहे

लेकिन वहां पर.............

ना भेल पूरी खा सके
ना लस्सी पी सके
पेट के दर्द से तड़पते रहे
हरड़े और एसबगुल से काम चलाते रहे

ना मच्छर से भाग सके
ना खुजली को रोक सके
Cream से दर्दो को छुपाते रहे

ना फकीरों से भाग सके
ना Dollar को छुपा सके
नोकरो से पीछा छुड़ाकर भागते रहे

ना इधर के रहे
ना उधर के रहे
कमबख्त कही के ना रहे

बस "ABCD (American Born Confused Desi) "
औलाद को और Confuse बनाते रहे

don't read the translation. It has no cadence.
____________________________________
neither here nor there
hanging in the ether

India was unforgetable
usa is assimilable
remained indoamerican

gujrati remained
angrezi eluded
firangi confused

no turkey
no gravvy
thanks giving
with chicken

xmas tree plummet
children distraught
only fatso gifts handout

shorts unacceptable
salwar unforgettable
in jeans sneakers pranced

Donuts for breakfast ugh!
still need khichri kadhi
kept sprinkling Pizza with chilli.

heat yearned
snow spurned
beutiful day was sunned.

walked around Baroda trailed with a water bottle
but...

no bhelpuri, no lassi
only esabgul clutching stomach

mosquito no escaping
only kept scratching
with cream pain hiding

no escaping beggars
no hiding dollars
only running from servers

neither here
nor there
were nowhere

just kept confusing ABCD progeny.

Medical humour ::

Now that you already know how to identify a medical student, it might interest you to read your own thoughts in this section.
As you read this article, you'd realize how true it is YET AGAIN. Those people wearing white coats/aprons, with the stethoscope around their necks, freak you out right?

They're are the NERDS , the non-fashionable people, the over attitude and super busy medics!

Wow, its amazing how still 70% of the population not studying medicine still think that! So here is my attempt to try setting some things right!

1. We medical students/doctors don't dress up fancy to the hospital, because you and your family wouldn't want to get treated by someone wearing a short skirt and sporting a sexy hair style. Since you think that they won't be "good doctors" and would be too pricy to care!

2. We don't go out as often as you do,during the 5 and half years(UG) and 3 years (PG) because we're so exhausted by working for long hours, that we choose to sleep and get rid of those sleep-deprived dark circles.

3. Yes, we STUDY. Like crazy. Call us nerds,if you have to. Because tomorrow you wouldn't want to get your kidneys removed instead of your appendix or take drugs for TB instead of common cold.

4. We give our 100% in doing whatever is possible to treat you. Oh of course, you smoke 10 cigarettes a day and then, in the end blame the medical science for not coming up with a 100% cure against lung cancer!

5. Sorry, we fail to make it to your night parties since we have Night Shifts, where probably you would get your friend who passed out too bad or met with an accident after drinking and driving.

6. We are totally into our family. Because with time, we realize that they're the only ones who bear the expense, the pain, the stress along with us. And we believe, in being nice to them as a sign of gratitude.

7. We move aside in buses and trains,giving you space to sit/stand. And you try to push us out all the more to get some more "space" for yourself.

8. We stay humble and polite and patiently try dealing with you. But you choose to get violent because you lost your cool and think that creating a scene would better your kith's condition.

9. We don't argue with you when you criticize the lifestyle of docs because we know you would never understand.

10. Everything being said and done, we know that things or opinions won't change in a minute or two or that you will stop slapping or sue-ing us; we will still continue to help you recover from what you've invited on yourself. We chose to be doctors, not only because we had the brains. We could've chosen engineering or the other fun filled courses with good money and settled lives. But we did, because we know that no matter what happens, you will NEED US! Even if that means that we save your life today and tomorrow your car would be honking at us in that traffic jam.

So you've finally entered medical college, done your parents proud and are part of a stream that will ensure that everyone from your distant aunt to your neighbour's pet dog will wake you up in the middle of the night to help diagnose their symptoms even though you've just joined college yesterday. Congratulations! You're in a soup, the people you've met at your new college are very different from the people you've just left behind in junior college and you're tearing your hair out in frustration. STOP. RIGHT. THERE. We have brought to you a helpful guide that will help you figure out the people you encounter in medical college and save your hair. Presenting ...

1. The Book Lugger - When you ask around for a book that you've, rather sensibly, left back at home because of the deadweight, this is always the person to lend it to you. Sometimes you wonder how they manage to stuff all those books in their bag. Soon their regular posture is a permanently stooping, grimacing one. Befriend this one. It'll save you from kyphoscoliosis.

2. The Do-I-Even-Look-Like-I've-Come-To-College Type - This person usually walks into class half an hour late with dishevelled or still wet hair, mismatched shoes, with only one book under his/her arm and no pen. He is also often seen lounging around at the back of the class in normal lectures and next to the Book Lugger in important lectures.

3. The I-Haven't-Studied-A-Thing type - Everyone knows this type. But they're much better actors in medical college. They'll whine and haw and moan about how they're definitely gonna fail, look so close to tears that you drop the book you're studying even though you're on your first chapter and take time out to comfort them and assure them they'll still pass, being slightly relieved that you have someone else in the same boat. When the results come out, they're the ones celebrating!

4. The I'm-Friends-With-Everyone Type - This person is the social butterfly that every medical college definitely has. He/she will walk around the place, waving at people you didn't even know were in the same college. They continually change places, having a different group for lectures, a different group for travelling, a different group for meals and a different group for gossip. Everyone's their best friend!

5. The Recluse - You'll find this one slithering into class, almost unnoticed and leaving before anyone else does. You're almost totally oblivious to the presence or absence of this person because they will sit where they get the least attention. And suddenly, once in a blue moon, they'll answer a random question the teacher has put to the class and everyone looks around to see where the new voice came from. Jeremy spoke in classssss todayyyyy!!!

6. The Teacher's Pet a.k.a. The Suck Up - This type usually sits at the very front or as close to the teacher as possible. He/she will take the teacher's word as gospel, fawn at their feet and laugh at the lamest jokes the teacher cracks, all in the hope of gaining that extra edge in the viva or some important questions for the exam. For example

Teacher: Beta, it is not a prize, it is a SURprise.

Suck up: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *clutches sides and doubles over, red in the face* HAHAHA! Oh my GOD! SURprise! Too good Sir! *beats desk repeatedly with his fist while the rest look on stone faced.*

Teacher *obviously very pleased* : Lodi toh mera favourite student hai.

7. The Journal Completer a.k.a. The True Nerd - Medical college is filled with a bunch of students who are glued to their books. In situations like these it's easy to say that everyone here is a nerd. But if you look closer, pore into their seemingly humdrum and identical lives and part the will-o'-the-wisp curtains from their- I should probably stop using such complicated English - daily routine, you will see that there is one foolproof test to judge which of them is the true nerd. The true nerd in a medical college is the one who completes his journals before anyone else does. You realise the gravity of the statement when you understand that journals in medical colleges are never ending tomes. Each medical student virtually writes The Mahabharata in the course of his MBBS studies. The Journal Completer just does it first and gives us lesser mortals his journal to copy from. You'd better be friendly with at least one of them.

8. The Napper - This is by far the most talented type you will encounter in a medical college. Their stealth and deception skills are second to none. One moment they are staring at the board, apparently listening to whatever the teacher has to say with rapt attention. The next moment the eyelids droop, the posture slumps and a slow oscillating motion takes them steadily ... steadily, ever so steadily towards the desk ... and UP, they're staring with rapt attention again. Some have mastered the art of napping in plain sight. Some components of this type are so skilled, they can even sleep with their eyes open, nodding vigorously in accordance with what the teacher has to say. If you're part of this type, don't feel bad, I am too. So was a slightly less famous person called Albert Einstein. They say it boosts IQ. Ah well, just another reason. Zzzzzz.

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This is from P_Jani and not from Man. :)

...

While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her:

"Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which
gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."


The lady started taking off her panties.....

Doctor, stopping her:
"No! No! Please put on your clothes.

Just show me your tongue."

6ixer of da day,...........~~~~~ !!

Indian Rupee qualifies for the London Olympics.


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