okonomi;651569You need to go with traditional long, multisyllabic (3 or more), Indian Names. This would stun the westerner, and cause an immediate advantage to the USC child.
Abhiraman, Bhaskaran, Chandramouli, Desikan, Easwaran, Fanibushan, Gunakethu, Hariharan, Inbadurai, Janakiraman, Krishnamoorthy, and so on ... easy peazy.
You are going to call him "Guddu" or "Munna" anyhow... right ? :wink
I agree OP. A longer, Sanskrit name is the way to go. The objective being to stun the Westerner into submission. They shall not be able to relate the names to anything in their puny vocabulary.