Complete the sentence - If marriage is a job...

[M V]

On the lines of the fun thread "Complete the sentece - If marriage is a buffet...", here's another one:

Complete the sentence: If marriage is a job ...

Or, use "marriage" and "job" in one sentence.

Multiple entries in one post OK, and NO winner etc will be declared, just thank any entries you like.

(Please keep CoC in mind).

[M V]

If marriage is a job, I want to be a Part Time Lover.

My spouse says I am married to my job. :emdgust:

[laks0]

If marriage is a job, I am retiring :)

[VS007]

If marriage is a job, then can I have multiple jobs?

[PeterGriffin]

If marriage is a job, I would work from home day and night ( including weekends) ;)

[indigoyogi]

If marriage is a job, then can I have multiple jobs?

Provided the employer allows you.(In this case employers? )

[PeterGriffin]

If marriage was a job, it wouldn't suck!

[layman]

if marriage is a job, everybody works for Infosys. (and you guessed who the HR chief is)

http://www.r2iclubforums.com/forums/showthread.php/18741-Article-about-Infosys-in-WSJ?p=288182

[laks0]

Marriage is a job where you love to have issues :wink

[ksheer3]

Why am I permanently a trainee on probation?